UPDATE:
PSA from Yours Truly

I got shot in the eye. Yeah, shot. In the eye. It hurt and stung.

The deed was done with an airsoft gun; 'twas an accident, and I don't blame anyone.

There's bruising, corneal abrasion, and slight hyphema.

What's more is, I'm legally blind in my right eye now. That's right. Blind. I can't even read E on the top of the chart. The best I can see clearly is... oh, a handspan away from my eye. Beyond that is blurry.

So, now I'm on some sort of dilatory medication referred to as Pred Forte. Basically, it's a muscle relaxant to try to prevent rebleeding. If you're curious about anything, drop me a line; I can explain.

The prognosis is good. Not "We'll see," or "We can try this," but "I'm fairly certain you'll be able to see out of that eye again in the future." Optimistic. I'm prepared for any outcome. I only need one eye, right? You only really need two for those pesky things like... driving.

P.S. I don't want your prayers, and I don't want your goddessdamn pity. However, it is a potentially life-changing event, so... I thought you should know.